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ExistingTM

A man named Dennis who cosplays as a plague doctor and appeals to mask kink havers. His dick looks like a ken doll and his asshole is made up of rainbows. put him in fnaf so he can get rid of his a sexuality and allow him the glory of cumming a fat nut
"Did you see that fat bird dick on that one blog?"
"yeah that was an existingtm"
by I'm coming for you Dennis June 10, 2023
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Pre-existing condition

An old flame you can’t help hooking up with periodically, regardless of either person’s relationship status.
Amy: I can’t believe you slept with Adam after the class reunion. He’s engaged and you have a boyfriend!

Lola: Hey it wasn’t my fault. Adam is a pre-existing condition.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
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Co-existing Sisters

This is when your parents make you and your sister, step sister, or half sister get along, but you both hate each other. So you make an agreement that you are going to co-exist, and you call your relationship coexisting, or 'co-existing sisters'!
Lena: I hate you and you hate me, and I don't want to deal with you when I get home from practice and school.

Kate: I hate you, too, and I don't want to be your sister.

Lena: Good, then we are co-existing sisters, because we have to behave but we don't want to be sisters.

Kate: Great! Goodnight, co-existing sister

Lena: Goodnight asshole.
by Dilligaf ismdiabod August 28, 2019
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Venti.exists

One of the best roommates and brother I have
Venti.exists is better than all of you.
by Marzydysysy April 28, 2022
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phase from existence

To remove from our timeline
We all die when we phase from existence
by DreRoc September 6, 2021
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national i hate existing day

why do i exist i want to erase me off this planet and i hate life and i am depresses
ya know "national i hate existing day"
yes, thats my favorite holiday
*oof*
"i hate life"
by qwertyujhgfdsertyuijuhgfdxfgyu February 10, 2022
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