Elmer's Fudge

The act of shitting in a vagina and then sealing the vagina with elmer's glue. Causing the shit to be stuck in said vagina until someone rips open the glued vagina.

Did you hear about Nikki getting an Elmer's Fudge from Jared.

by Dirteh D October 2, 2009

Elmo, The Penis

The big American penis donated when alive, to the penis museum. Amazing that a human penis this big was actually given up while living, just to be preserved and put on display in a museum.

While there are probably a lot of huge penises, there aren't many that end up in a museum for public inspection.

There's only one Elmo, The Penis. I've seen him in the museum, and that's where he belongs!

by Museum Visitor October 25, 2009

elmont

with the finest guys and the hottest boys you cant get no better then elmont! Elmont Memorial stand up! Spartans get em till da end!

guy 1:yo im from brooklyn
guy 2: brooklyn? fuck that im from queens!
elmont nigga: im from elmont respect dat!
guy 1 & 2:shit dat nigga from elmont!

by Street_Stunna555 May 5, 2005

Elmer

a disgusting scumfag

Elmer is so smelly

I heard that he doesn't take any showers

Ew he is such a scumfag

by lancaster pimp jr May 3, 2008

elmer's glue

elmer's, glue, paste. slang term for weed because of its stickiness.

"Damn man, we out of elmer's glue"

by james c-n August 19, 2006

elmo'd

Poker Term (No Limit Hold 'em)

When you are holding KK and get all your chips into the pot before the flop and you run into AA

I was holding KK UTG, pushed all in and got elmo'd.

by evil_roy July 26, 2005

Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Menstrual cycle, period, time of month

a phase of the menstrual cycle in which the uterine lining is shed

Woman: No fun tonight

Man: Why?

Woman: Because Elmo Riding the Cotton Pony

Man: :(, I guess I just use this sock instead

by KMT83 December 24, 2011