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1-800-elmo-die 

The number you call when you see elmo
1-800-ELMO-DIE
1-800-elmo-die by A tit sukr of gay December 22, 2019

Elmo dick 

What you call your ginger friend's penis
Hey Will put your shorts back on. No one's tryin to see that elmo dick
Elmo dick by Macdaddy5539 August 17, 2016

Elmo Dope 

Elmo dope is heroin / fent dope that has been dyed red using food coloring. This is done to make it unique and help dealers market their product to younger users
Dealer: I got big bird, I got squidward bags and I got elmo dope 2 for 10. Come get your fix
Elmo Dope by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022

Elmo dick 

The after effects of receiving a blow job from a girl wearing red lipstick, shading the penis red.
Jerry received a bad case of elmo dick from Tina because she wanted to show off her new cherry red lipstick.
Elmo dick by shellystrick4L January 4, 2011

Elmo Dierte 

An emo kid who appears to be a black Jay Leno.
Dude, the kid is quite the Elmo Dierte
Elmo Dierte by Fr November 5, 2004

St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire 

When the static electricity under your blanket makes a spark and ignites you or your significant other's flatulence.
Sorry I'm late for pilates; I was dealing with a St Elmo's Dutch Oven Fire situation back home. We thing we can save the blankets but the cat is still on life support.