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thumb dumb

The state of being while texting in which your brain is the god of spelling and grammar, but your thumb navigates a touchpad like a drunk walrus behind the wheel of a Corvette.
You: "Bro, I was texting Cindy that she took very aesthetic photos, but I spelled "aesthetic" like "assfart". Now she'll never suck my dick."

Me: "Being thumb dumb is the ultimate game-killer."
by Van Guapo April 11, 2015
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dumb cookie

A person who surpasses dumb to a point in which they have “earned” the title of a cookie.
Example #1-
Jack: “Yo Tyler, did you see Kadence in the halls today?”
Tyler: “Yeah, didn’t she run into some lockers because she was trying to use a stick to write on paper?”
Jack: “Nah man, she told me she was racing a friend down the stairs by hopping.”
Tyler: “idk, She’s known to change things up. Either way, she’s a dumb cookie.”
Example #2-

(A summed up version of example #1)
A Kadence
by SpicyO 69 January 22, 2018
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Dumb Joe

A bald, retarded guy who is featured in Troydan’s youtube channel. He is a 40 overall in 2k and is an absolute god at basketball.
by JoeCheeseley March 11, 2020
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Clueless and dumb

“Trump supporter: Obama had a big part in 9/11... not being around, always on vacation, never in the office

Reporter: why do you think Obama wasn’t in the Oval Office on 9/11?

Trump supporter: That I don’t know, I’d like to get to the bottom of that”

Narration: Trump supporters are actually and obviously clueless and dumb
by Bitter Truth July 6, 2019
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Dumb fat

A fat dumb gay sweaty person that tries to hide their weight even though you can see it and they are extremely insecure, even if they aren’t that fat. Usually a huge duch bag angus always bitching about every thing and always screams, often confused with autism and assburgers
That dumb fat? He’s the one that snitched in me for having weed
by DaAt WaAy June 12, 2018
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Idiot dumb

Someone that isn't just dumb or just an idiot but they're the dumbest idiot you've ever met.
"Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, and Heidi Montauge are HUGE idiot dumbs"
by you're not fucking brutal July 13, 2009
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dumb zooted

Aka. Danish, where you are so baked you can't feel or see anything.
DANISH YOU ARE DUMB ZOOTED RIGHT NOW.
by Alex Danish April 21, 2018
mugGet the dumb zootedmug.

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