Dry Burrito

After a guy has sex or masturbates, after or before pissing, he wraps the head of his cock in toilet paper. This is because the head is tender.

The guy had to do a Dry Burrito after that tight chick. His head was swole!

by SexiiLadiesLikeDick November 14, 2011

dry tug

A violent hand job with no lube resulting in an Indian Burn for the male participant.

Squashy hooked up with another 18 year old last night and all he got was a dry tug.

by Sextopedia October 28, 2013

Dry Slappy

A soft tap on the ass. A friendly greeting, among peers. It should be reciprocated, or the slapee should thank the slapper graciously. If it's a hard hit, it becomes a wet slappy.

Thanks for that dry slappy Jackson.

by EPCROCKER May 30, 2016

Dry Bummed

A term for anal sex without lubrication. The term is commonly used to express a painful experience - such as a scalding telling off from your boss.

I had better finish this work to a high standard or I will get dry bummed

by Ali October 24, 2004

dry slap

a saying to a person u have a disagreement with who you believe offers little threat to yourself.

"yer gonna get a dry slap u little tosser"

by sheiky September 23, 2005

high and dry

1) A state in which one is left when a partner causes him/her to become sexually excited, but does not allow the person to reach orgasm.

2) What one is when he/she smokes a significant amount of marijuana but does not drink alcoholic beverages.

1)
After Jenna stormed out of the apartment yelling and screaming, the sheepdog knew that Luke had been left high and dry again and he'd probably end up with a sore ass in the morning once again.

2)
Cop: "So...you were swerving all over the road. How much have you had to drink tonight?"
Pat: "Nothing, sir. It's just hard to hold the wheel while you're lighting your bowl. I don't drink. I'm high and dry."
Cop: "And you're about to be high and LOCKED THE FUCK UP! Let's go, buddy."
Brian: "Pat, you fucking idiot."

by Nick D August 13, 2004

Dry Bob

Sex without ejaculation

you're gettin some and the girl's parents walk in and you have to pull out before you jizz, thus the dry bob.

by bufkin March 11, 2007