Shaz’s ultimate distraction

It’s ya boi, Michael

Henry - “Shaz, we should go work in Charteris Bay for a distraction-free day”
Michael - “Can I come?”
Shannon - “No, if you look up Shaz’s ultimate distraction, Michael is the definition!”
Michael - “Gutted”

by Franksizzle October 17, 2019

the great distractor

Why the internet of course! Why even consider addressing your problems when you have a gazillion reasons right at your fingertips to not think about them. I was certainly not going to call it the great babysitter...

Peyton thought about the poor state of her relationships, finances, mental health, achievements, and future and within a keystroke the great distractor was informing her on recipes for a beach body, celebrities sharing political opinions, cats doing ballet, 10 ways to financial freedom, and how not to die while travelling abroad. Almost five hours later Peyton began to appreciate that she would never have to worry or try again in her entire life due to the internet's existence.

by von groovy July 9, 2024

distrastrophe

Bigger than a disaster larger in scale than a catastrophe

Dude, your in jail... What a distrastrophe.

by Symrise March 22, 2008

District 6

District 6 is a street gang that originated in Portland Maine, and has spread to Topsham, Brunswick, and even Bowdoinham. Their gang colors are red, orange and black. Their symbol or "Tag" is "District 6" written in graffiti like font. Their crimes consistent of drug and arms trafficking, and what they are famous for: Car Boosting/Grand theft auto. They are also heavily into illegal street racing, and chop shops. They are famous for their street tuner cars, usually in one of their three gang colors. They are supposedly affiliated with Bloods and Latin Kings.

Man 1: Hey did you hear ted got murdered last night?

Man 2: Yep...damn that District 6.

by E-Tyme October 9, 2008

disctracktion

a group of dancers trying to destruct their audience with their dazzling moves.

i was shocked with the disctracktion dance crew of sti. The way they move their body and attitude in dancing.

by DST- July 8, 2009

District B13U

1)District B13U the U in which stands for ultimantium. A movie which is a sequel to District B13. Rumored to contain the same characters.. Will be released in french first. See district b13 for the presequel!

Person A) I've seen District B13!
Person B) Oh yeah? I've seen district B13U!!!
Person C) I got to see the english version!
Person C) I win!
Person A) You liar It's not out till 2010!
Person B)I got to see the trailer!
Person A) (skeptical) where
Person C+B) Google it!

by caguppy123 November 8, 2009

Disgracsion

A combination of "Discresion" and "Disgrace". Someone who does something embarrassing, disgraceful, shameful or anything thats frowned upon and is proud or see's nothing wrong with what they have done is said to be without Disgracsion.

Person #1: Jo's fighting ducks for bread again...
Person #2: ...Bitch needs to learn herself some disgracsion *sigh*

by ChocolateKisses January 12, 2010