dirt friday

(noun, verb, adjective) Weekly holiday in which extreme beligerance occurs. Jager Bombs kick off the opening ceremonies which are followed by a slew of vodka drinks. Closing ceremonies include: passing out, blacking out or throwing up (aka getting skinny). A custom made bracelet, hand crafted and imported from Mexico must be worn during the events. Warning: Frequent group hugs, tears, dance partys, toasts or chokeholds may occur.

Dirt Friday- some things are far far too good to come to an end.

by ms sixty May 19, 2006

dirt kid

They are the scourge of existence and deserve to be secluded on an island where no one will ever see them again. A beginning explanation of what they are would be a hybrid between a redneck, rock, and white rap persona. Their skin has the appearance of dirt that is so heavily embedded in their skin that makes them look dirty beyond a point of cleaning. They wear clothes that either a) nobody should ever wear or b) that are thrown together ensembles of clothing that are a mix between preppy southern/redneck; yes I am aware that this makes no sense, but neither does the fact that these awful excuses for life exist. They are especially focused in an area of southern Georgia that includes Glynn County and Camden County.

Kid Rock was the original dirt kid, and they only got worse as evolution continued.

by IHateDKs June 10, 2011

Joe Dirt

The act of having sex with your sister.

So last night my sister came home and said she wanted a Joe Dirt.

by Beer Mixer3 April 5, 2011

dick dirt

when u did not wash ur dick for so long it gathers dirt and it looks really nasty

wash ur dick or else u get dick dirt
-Barrack Obama

by dick the big dicked duck March 24, 2013

Dirt Tornado

A great, loud, ripper of a fart.

Ive heard some crazy farts in my day but nothing compares to the dirt tornado that just came out of Franklin's ass.

by Stevie Y April 12, 2006

dirt pocket

The hole that you shit from; the anus.

My girl was acting up, so when she fell asleep, I hit her in the dirt pocket. That'll learn 'er

by technohermit October 1, 2006

Dirt Devil

A vacuum. A little red vacuum that you can vacuum the stairs with. We found one in a car so we kept it and now we vacuum the stairs with it. It's pretty handy. Not very noisy. But if the little thing that catches all of the dirt flies off in your face it's disgusting. So don't let it overflow. Or just constantly watch it. They might come in other colors or something, but I don't know.

The dirt devil is on a chair right now, and I'll probably use it to vacuum the stairs later.

by YayHelloHalloScissorsLemons August 24, 2009