deja new

Essentially the opposite of déjà vu: coming into contact with an object, having an experience or encounter, or meeting someone that feels completely "first time", new, original -- but definitely isn't... there is some definitive proof that you have been in this situation before: others have witnessed it, or even worse, your own notes belie your having had this experience before.

Somewhat akin to having "a senior moment", or being pre-Alzheimer's, but more public, thus more embarrassing.

I was reading a book's passage, and was blown away by the writing and was going to write something down as a comment, then turned the page and saw I had once before already done just that, years ago. I felt a shimmering of "deja new".

by semper-fido November 19, 2007

Deja 'Cuse

The phenomena of when you are walking around your home town while on break from SU or just after graduating, and you see someone who suddenly reminds you of a person from Syracuse. You then wrack your mind for several minutes wondering if that was the actual person from school, or just an impostor. This usually leads to some sort of embarrassing staring or calling out their "name" and then hiding behind a corner to see if they turn around. 98% of the time you're completely delusional and wrong.

"Oh my god, I was at the gym while on winter break and I swear I saw a girl from my Media class. I stared at her the whole time trying to figure out if I was right or not. Once she got off the treadmill she walked over and yelled very loudly to me to stop staring at her because I was "seriously creeping her the fuck out." It wasn't the Media girl. It was just a bad case of Deja 'Cuse."

"Holy shit! I had such a raging Deja 'Cuse earlier. I SWEAR I saw that creepy guy who lived in Booth with me Junior year. He had swords and thought he was an anime character. He'd also walk everywhere in jean shorts even in the winter. So I casually walked by him and muttered "yu-gi-oh" under my breath. Turns out it wasn't him. Just another loser in jean shorts who loves anime."

by cmsaieva April 3, 2009

dejaculate

a horrible, revolting feeling initiated by the site of a really ugly person.

the opposite of ejaculate.

that girl is so ugly, she dejaculated me!

by cmccmccmc August 15, 2006

Dejah

A girl that real kind and gives her virginity to the man she'll be with no matter what they go through
( usually haves sex before 4 month in relationship )

If Dejah lets u take her virginity she's yours forever

by Mixedberry47 August 5, 2018

deja vu

deja vu (pronounced day-jah voo) is when you swear you saw or done something before when you really didn't.

r&b singer jhene made a song called 'deja vu'

by +doesn't matter+ August 25, 2005

DEJA VOO

Well known throughout the state of Michigan, Deja Voo is a Border Collie/Whippet mix who knows over 100 different commands, 30 different tricks, and is a TDI certified Therapy Dog who visits sick children and senior citizens in the hospitals and brings love and joy to everyone she meets. Deja Voo is owned, trained and handled by expert dog trainer, Kristen Gregory

Deja Voo has changed the lives of many people through her work as a Therapy Dog.

by Kronik Kris10 June 17, 2008

deja slu

1) the feeling you have when you've hooked up with the same person before but you dont remember because you were too drunk
2) slowly remembering your drunk hook ups as the day progresses after you've been blacked out

1) Had deja slu last night with Rob, remember we hooked up in highschool?

2) Jane: Omg I totally have deja slu, I vaguely remember hooking up with Joe

by franciepants January 2, 2011