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Most of the site in a nutshell, proof anyone can make up sexual definitions for words.
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Rejected definition

After posting this definition, it will almost probably be rejected. If you see this, then you are almost probably in touch with reality
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck - by swapping the example with the definition, as done here, one can get an otherwise rejected definition on Urban Dick-ion-hairy/Dick-ionic plasma-hairy
by 321ciDbrU June 27, 2021
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this definition will have a gif

i know that this definition will have a gif. do you?
This definition will have a gif. I will put one in.
by anonymous October 20, 2021
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no more Christmas definitions

Exclamation. Said when seeing too many tacky Christmas related definitions as the word of the day.
Noah: Did you see the new word of the day
Me: I swear if its another Christmas one i might have to punch somebody. NO more Christmas Definitions!
by Hackerman94 December 22, 2009
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nOObs(Playa definition)

A pair of freshly shaven balls at Black Rock City.
That dude should put some sunscreen on those nOObs, or he will end up looking like he just visited Terminal City.

-nOObs(Playa definition)
by OneEyedDick June 28, 2011
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A definition that's extremely ironic because it not only is defining what urban dictionary is, but usually doing so in a fucked up fashion. But those are usually the good ones.

Most definitions for urban dictionary in urban dictionary define this platform as a "great idea but overrun by losers who constantly complain about their own personal problems or political issues"

The people who make these definitions fail to realize that they too are just complaining about something they have a Problem with.
Person 1: oh hey man! You been on urban dictionary?
Person 2: no, I'm not a loser.
Person 1: oh, yeah that's right.
Person 1 well anyways, don't you just hate when people use this platform to vent about things that bother them? It's SOOOOOOO annoying.
Person 2: oh Jesus. Don't be one of those people who define urban dictionary
by A large metal plate October 1, 2017
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John-kyle definition

a deminsion where donuts are used as hockey soccer balls.
I am so John-kyle definition today
by John has a big owie December 21, 2018
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