delayed gratifrycation

Making it home with ALL of your drive thru fries is the pique of winning and excellence in delayed gratifrycation.

I'm practicing delayed gratifrycation by abstaining from the french fries until I get home.

by fauxreal March 3, 2018

Delayed Flexing

Delayed Flexing in the simplest terms, is during the time that school comes back in, waiting to flex until after everyone else come back from the summer. Every body will wanna flex on them thotties when they come back from summer right? We’ll, wait till them broke ass boys are done and then come back one week looking fresh AF. Then you’ll stand out to them hot hunnies ya know?

Broke ass boy: Damn how is Tommy pulling all these hoes? I came back looking nice as hell and got no booty.
Other broke ass boy: Shit we all flexed at once and he waited to hella flex and now they don’t see us. He really got us with the Delayed Flexing
Brokeass boy: Fuck I guess

by ColdRice August 2, 2018

Delaynomore

Drlaynomore is de-lay-no-more.

What the fuck!Delaynomore!

by Mssedrdrd November 6, 2018

Delayed Tyler

Someone who rarely gets back to people on time. May show up late to events and smells like old cheese.

You gotta watch out from him; he’s a real delayed Tyler.

by Diet Soup October 9, 2019

delayshea

Delayshea is a sweet and caring person till you get on the wrong side of her. She will prove her worth even if it means risking her life. Her beauty is beyond compare, but she has let past mistakes define her. She is constantly worrying about you. She puts others before her self in every situation. If you get lucky with a delayshea, dont let her go. She won't come back.

Person- wow! who is that???
Me- thats my wonderful amazing Delayshea

Person- woah man you got lucky with a delayshea

by Jf1026 April 16, 2020

delayover

When you wake up and feel great after a night of heavy drinking. A few hours go by and suddenly you feel as if a train has hit your body and sent you into another dimension. You have been hit by the delayed hangover.

You: Damn, I surprisingly feel great this morning after finishing a whole bottle of Tito’s last night.

Friend: Just wait, I bet you get hit by a delayover this afternoon.

You: Fuck

by Nardels October 2, 2020

Delaylah

She is a funny, kind, and mean sometimes

Delaylah you think your so funny right 😂🙄

by Bella January 27 2021 January 27, 2021