Richard Dawson Drunk

When someone is so intoxicated, rather than introducing oneself to the opposite sex with a hug or handshake, they greet them with an inappropriate kiss on the mouth. This was done for years by creepy Family Feud Host Richard Dawson.

Guy 1: Kevin just kissed all three of those girls at the bar on the lips, and he has never even met them.

Guy 2: Yeah bro, He is Richard Dawson Drunk.

by K-DOG June 25, 2014

dawson

dawson is a scrawny kid who only has his grades to brag about. he constantly brags about his grades, but that doesn’t get him too far when he’s getting beat the fuck up.

dawson is such a fucking loser

by oh s d kill January 30, 2020

Dyson

A person that sucks harder than the incredibly powerful and efficient dust buster it shares a name with. *also refer to “cunt”

B, You’re such a fucking Dyson!

by Thoroughbrem October 2, 2020

Shane Dawson

A pedophile and a racist

Person1: Hey, is that Shane Dawson?
Person2: Oh you mean the 30 year old man who did blackface, yellowface, sexualized a child twice?

by froggybb June 28, 2020

dayton spokes

the hotest spokes for a car eva

guy 1- yo dat fool got daytons on that cavilier guy 2 -man what a cristian

by hey what r u eating April 26, 2005

Daytona Mitten

The act of putting your dick in a girl's ass then shoving your entire hand in her pussy so you can jerk yourself off inside her.

That chick is so stretched outa shape I had to do a Daytona Mitten to get off!

by Voidrat2000 March 11, 2011

Dawson

Usually a guy who lies all the fucking time. He'll screw up a relationship with the girl of his dreams for some hoe. Then he realizes that he messed up and tries to get his girl back, only to hurt her again. He thinks he's cool and sexy but really isn't. He's addicted to monsters and does all the dumb shit like weed. But he can be really sweet sometimes and gives great hugs. He'll make the worst mistakes and follows whatever his friends say. Sucks at skateboarding. Says he has a huge dick but really doesn't. Draws amazingly good. Is very emotional at times, usually uses anger. A good friend, and refers to hot girls as his "bestfriend" Usually a big manwhore but when he meets a special girl he will somewhat stay faithful for a while but then hurts the poor girl.

Girl 1: Man, I can't get over Dawson..
Girl 2: Well you need to cause he left you for some hoe! He obviously doesn't realize what he just threw away.

by Fatboi355 June 5, 2011