Danish Acquaintance

A 'friend' you only hang out with while smoking pot, and might not even know the name of.

Jeff: Hey, you know Tarun? He's a really chill guy.

Zach: He's the one with the lava lamp collection? Haven't really talked to him much. He's a Danish acquaintance. Makes great brownies, though, that's for sure.

by The Brightdayler October 19, 2011

Danisbel Syndrome

1. Mental person that is incapable of resisting the urge to go to Disney and play with her kittens.

2. Someone who is addicted to sexual intercourse that involves harsh treatment such as slapping, biting, anal fisting/vaginal fisting, handcuffs, vaginal clamps, and choking.

1. "Hey danisbel, my grandmother died last night, would you mind coming to her funeral with me?'
"No thanks, i'd rather spend the day at Disney with my kittens."
"Classic Danisbel syndrome.."

2. "Daddy you're not doing it right, you're supposed to put your whole arm inside not just your fist."
"I knew she was infected with Danisbel sydrome.."

by stephanierabbit June 13, 2016

Danish Bacon

Danish bacon is a term for when a Danish girl has a fucked up vagina that looks and or smells like bacon.

Wow did you see Sapphires Danish bacon? That shits messed up.

by SourTheDk September 17, 2017

Danis

1. A very gay man
2. A very gay carpenter

3. A hereditary homosexual inducing gene

"Oi Danis you absolute driller, are you getting up at 5:00am tomorrow?"

by Bobmartyn8876 March 17, 2019

Danisch

A normal not fat blob man from germany

Wow he's definitely a danisch!

by Danisch is cool May 29, 2019

Tom Danks

Another name for Dank weed.

"Hey man, do you know where i can find Tom Danks? I was thinking about hanging out with him and Billy Bong Thorton. Wesley Pipes could probably tag along too!"

by Lincoln Logster March 7, 2013

Cream Cheese Danish

Having sexual intercourse with a Danish woman and ejaculating inside her.

Bro, I met these two danish chicks last night and let's just say...I made a cream cheese danish with one of them.

by SantiClaus January 15, 2017