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Double-faced entendre

Somebody who has two totally different personalities. One side being an angel and the other side being the devil.
Man 1: Dude, she's not good for you.
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: She's a double-faced entendre.
by DaAdault June 23, 2021
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Douche Marks

When a female liberates a vaginal discharge on a item of furniture, clothing or other object. Douche marks are usually the bi product of sexual intercourse.
Man you and your lady left some wicked douche marks on my couch last night.
by The Laughing Man EP October 21, 2007
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double cheeked up

When a Girl has a really Fat ass!
John: Damn bro that girl is double cheeked up!

Chris: foreal bro she really is.
by Forgeefriendly November 9, 2015
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Douchebagistan

a mythical city-state populated exclusively by douches. The elected leader is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.
That guy Cote is the Prime Minister of Douchebagistan.
by dan cornelius June 20, 2006
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Double Dumpkin

Simultaneous oral sex performed by a male and female in the 69 postition, while both parters also defecate. This is a rare combination of the blumpkin and the cunnilumpkin.

Note: The homosexual male and female versions of the double dumpkin are properly refered to as the double blumpkin and the double cunnilumpkin, respectively.
Hey baby, I need to drop a duece too - lets do a double dumpkin!
by Mental Pickpocket October 30, 2004
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double halfsies

When you can't decide between two things, so you and another person (usually a friend or acquaintance) each purchase one of the desired items and you both exchange half of each item with one another.

Note: Most often done when ordering food. This way you can eat both items you want instead of ordering two meals and looking like a fat ass.
Person 1: "Man, I can't decide between the teriyaki chicken or the club."
Person 2: "Yeah, me neither."
Person 1: "Double halfsies?"
Person 2: "You read my mind."
by rkitch February 11, 2013
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double ghost poop

The double ghost poop is when you go to take a shit and there is nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe your ass, but further more there is also NOTHING IN THE BOWL.
Frank: Dude am I tripping out or did I just take a double ghost poop?
by Anty127 May 11, 2014
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