Database Normalisation

EACH ATTRIBUTE SHOULD DEPEND ON
1 THE KEY
2 THE WHOLE KEY
3 NOTHING BUT THE KEY
SO HELP ME CODD!

Who up playing with they Database Normalisation?

Oh silly me, the steps for Database Normalisation are so easy to remember!

by FLEMDOG February 1, 2024

datacomplex

A somewhat high-end compound designed for data engineers to collectedly live and earn that good tech money, in hopes of living a meaningful and expensive lifestyle to escape the reality of having to stare more than 8 hours at a terminal for a living. This co-living helps data engineers escape from the no-sex reality of their tech jobs.

"I just landed a new remote job, I will be moving to a new datacomplex in Spain with Steven and Joe"

by Paulvlc February 9, 2024

diabaides

Diabaides is a diagnostic term of people suffering from, and living with both diabetes and AIDS. They’re referred to as Diabaidics.

His HIVetes can progress into Diabaides without proper treatment.

by Jayrem March 12, 2024

diabaidic

If you are living with both AIDS & diabetes you are considered diabaidic.

Yes, if he doesn’t follow proper treatment of his HIVetes he will become diabaidic.

by Jayrem March 12, 2024

data barnacle

Person who sits in chain coffee-shop on their lap top leeching the free wi-fi while making a flat-white last two hours, folk who might actually want a coffee can’t find anywhere to sit

Dave’s bought an espresso at Starbucks to sit & write his essay he’s a data barnacle

by Nrob88 March 13, 2024

Datarat

Data hoarder

That datarat owns 15TB of hard storage already and its still not enough!

by DATARAT June 25, 2024

Data Piggy

A tech sector Venture Capitalist who stuffs their little piggy faces on people's private information until their little piggie overall buttons pop off their engorged little piggy bodies.

A data piggy out of Silicon Valley invested in my favorite app and now they're following me across the web, slopping up all of my private information.

by Notadatapiggy September 12, 2024