Crumpet

A Small sea creature resembling a shrimp, but covered in fur. They are extremely posh and trendy as house hold pets on the island of Fiji, and as a result are near extinction.

Girl1: Did you dontate to the save the Crumpet campaign?Girl2: Shut up Bitch! I eat crumpets for breakfast. Delish!

by the triple threat gang March 22, 2008

crumpet hunter

Someone who is perpetually looking for food that will prove to others that he is posh.

"Look at my crumpets!"
"Bloody Crumpet Hunter."

by Lock stock an 2 smokin marrows August 24, 2008

CRUMP A DUMP

A saying created by random. It's an adjective that means: too awesome to conjure a real word to describe it.

*lauren plays game...*

casssie:DUDE! did that just say CRUMP A DUMP?

lauren:....no stupid, Crump A Bomb

cassie: that is so CRUMP A DUMP!!!-glee-

by CRUMP A DUMP [cassie] April 13, 2007

Crump

A person who talks shit but will never back it up. A "crump" is perfectly described in Lil Jon's "What U Gon Do?"

Me and my niggas were in the club when this crump motherfucker came up and started talkin shit, I told him to meet me outside but his crump ass ran.

by MuGeN March 6, 2005

Crumpo

British slang for a hot guy.

Taylor Laughtner is a crumpo....

by channingtatum<3 February 6, 2010

Rusty Crump

R. Crump - new age term used for a shitty anus... Enjoy

I got a rusty Crump!!!!!!!!!

by CrumpFiend March 12, 2010

crump

a crump is when you have a bubbly fart.
makes steffy start her period late!

i crump in aimees bed.

by SteffyDropDead March 22, 2008