Tom Cruise

An insane actor who rose to fame in the '80s by starring in gay military recruitment ads. A high-ranking member of Scientology who can't stay married for more than 7 minutes, his ex-wives including Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes. Refuses to use stuntmen, often trying to commit suicide by jumping off planes, flying helicopters, climbing on the side of skyscrapers, and planning to go to space with the help of Elon Musk.

Did you hear about what crazy stunt Tom Cruise is doing? He jumped off a cliff while riding a motorcycle at full speed!

by DVelle March 21, 2021

cruise director

When you're a working mom and you have to be sure that every kid gets to practice, gets their homework done, and goes to play dates with friends. Managing all of it makes you feel like an overworked cruise director.

I'm so exhausted all the time, but for other people. I feel like a cruise director getting everyone to where they need to be.

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023

blacky cruise

the black guy with the last name cruise who sing the song have no strings in the movie gamer

holy crap is that blacky cruise?

i dont know lets go ask him to sing i have no strings

by havenostrings September 21, 2010

Cruise Crab

Cruise Crab (noun) – A tourist who scuttles off a cruise ship for a few hours, overruns a resort, hogs the amenities, disrupts the peace, and then disappears back to sea before sunset. Often seen in loud groups, sunburned, clutching a frozen cocktail, and leaving behind a trail of rental towels and half-finished piña coladas.

“Dude, this resort was perfect until the cruise crabs swarmed in and took all the pool chairs.”

by jaweedus March 19, 2025

Cruise missile

Any action film starring Tom Cruise.

This weekend Amy and I went to see the latest Cruise missile. Man, that dude is so intense.

by Partsdriver August 4, 2022

Heights Cruise

To drive around the Heights and or hills of a town or city and smoke bowls, blunts, pipes, or whatever kind of marijuana device suits your fancy.

Lets ditch 5th period and go on a heights cruise

by Stay Smokin April 30, 2008

Cruise Guy

The type of man to spend hard earned vacation money on a carnival cruise. Usually aged in their mid thirties, born in the American South, and fond of margaritas. Cruise guys are often times racist and competitive amongst their inner circle, but timid around strangers.

Man, you really strike me as a cruise guy.

by ChefZac August 4, 2019