cooked

A better word for roasted because not everyone lives in 2015 anymore.

That girl just got cooked!

by puttang_slayer6942 June 1, 2018

cook up some rice

Getting stoned. Smoking marijuana. The phrase comes the act of "cooking" weed in a vaporizer, which sometimes resembles a rice cooker. Hence, cooking up some rice.

Just scored some fresh hippie lettuce so let's go cook up some rice.

by Mary Jane's My Girlfriend July 31, 2010

gandhi's cookbook

They are a notoriouse punk band based in the mean streets of dubai and continue to wreek havoc on the UAE music scene with their phycostic members and spice girls covers.

They are scary people, i have met them, i almost pissed myself, gandhi's cookbook.

by scott morrison October 17, 2006

To Cook

(Dane Cook) - Adj. To fuck with someone beyond psychological repair.

"To cook" - Today at work we cooked Adam so bad he refused to talk to us for an entire week.

by Fictional September 24, 2012

Cooked

Cooked-The act of getting so inebriated that one has no control over their physical state, resulting in vomiting on themselves.

Yo you got soo cooked last night
Yeah man I yakked everywhere and now my white shirt is yellow

by williamwallacejd#7 September 20, 2010

crooked

a strongly disagreeable action, but not so much as a twisted one

that was crooked

he tried to do some crooked shit

by DWatson March 17, 2005

chook

An Aussie slang word for chicken that's commonly used as a 'nice insult,' especially when somebody has done or said something really obviously retarded that's only worth laughing about. Similar to that of a 'dag.'

Morgan: I got hit by a bus yesterday
Ted: oh yeah, what happened?
Morgan: I was standing in the middle of a road
Ted: ha, ya bloody chook

by Leeeeeeena October 8, 2006