creamed nards

When your balls are kicked so hard that the testicles turn into a pain soaked mush.

YO, THAT NIGGA WAS GONNA BEAT THAT DOG BUT THIS MOTHA FUCKA DONE SERVED THAT NIGGA A HELPING O' CREAMED NARDS!!! YO.

by SATAN'S INFIDEL April 4, 2017

Ostrich Cream

A mispronunciation of a boston cream donut. Usually occurs in a Tim Hortons Restaurant.

I'll have one ostrich cream donut, I mean boston cream!!! XD

by Jah-Cough January 25, 2011

Custard creaming

Custard creaming: when a girl sleeps with 2 or more men without washing inbetween.

"Hey man that girl over there is a right dirty bitch, heard she was custard creaming last week"

by Wonder Welly July 10, 2017

Sour Cream

A cream that is of a sour taste, the consistency of somewhat hardened yogurt.

"Hey can you pass me the sour cream?"
"Where do you think we live? Finland?"

by 3ggs May 18, 2020

cream caking

Two people holding a full size twinkie in their mouth and then engaging in a passionate kiss lasting greater than 5 minutes without swallowing.

Lincoln: "Raoul had to cancel his date with Shantaya because last night Lateefa severed half of his left testicle with a pair of pruning shears while they were cream caking."

Washington: "DAMN"

by testicle crusher April 13, 2014

Scream Cream

To ejaculate semen and simultaniously yell out in orgasm.

Big Bertha enjoyed the Scream Cream surprise I gave her on our 5th yr anniversary.

Early one morning ronald accidentally smothered his baby sister face with scream cream when she opened the bathroom door without knocking.

Sick and tired of having to clean up after the filthy mess, Cornelius's father stormed down the stairs when he heard charles scream cream coming from the garage.

by Swash buckling dildo swordsman June 5, 2007

Butt creame

a movie starring various permiscuous actors. in which several weomen eject brown-white liquid from there anus.
Done primarrily by Sanky weomon who do not care for safety.

I butt creamed her like no other, as did my four friends, she was a dirty hoe, extremely dirty.

by Jodi October 23, 2004