Courtney

A girl who is really short and her personality is bigger than her. She is extremely loud and seems rude to people who don't know her. Close friends know she's actually a really caring person but gets annoyed easily by other people. Once you get her to open up you will find that she is really funny and loves to laugh at her own stupidity. She has gorgeous eyes and perfect eyelashes. She loves sports, especially football. If you play football, it's a major plus and she will probably fall in love with you. Everyone loves Courtney and wants to be her friend once you get to know her. All of the guys want her. So ladies better watch out because she'll steal your man.

Me: I choose that guy
Courtney: I choose the one with the six pack and blonde hair

Me: You can have him, if get the one with the nice arms

by Jabucbsc February 13, 2014

Baton Courtesy

When a riot policeman hits you in the head with his baton. This is usually after the riot police gave out some rubber bullet kisses. Baton courtesy is usually followed by an arrest.

Both terms are taken from 'Deer Dance' - System of a Down.

"Robert was given some Baton Courtesy because he resisted arrest. Serves the little bastard right."

by D.E March 18, 2004

course

exagerated or excited agreement with what somebody has just said

comin out for a biff?
Course!

by tee September 14, 2005

courtesan

A synonym for prostitute employed by upperclass clients. Basically, a nicer term for whore used in the 1500's-1800's.

A lot of European kings had longtime courtesans in addition to their wives.

by loltapir April 2, 2009

Courtnay

The original, more daring version of the name CourtnEy. The A in her name not only makes her differant, but it makes her better then you.

"Is that CourtnEy? She seems okay"
"No! It's CourtnAy! What were you thinking?!"
"Oh well she's obviously amazing then"

by floydin April 7, 2009

Courtice

Possibly the most boring town in Canada.
Located in southern Ontario.
Basically the landing zone for new parents,
If you're going to Durham, good luck getting out of courtice.
Courtice has zero identity, and is full of Hollister/Abercrombie wearing tools.
If you want to have kids and ruin their lives, Courtice is the place to go!

1.
"Where you from?"
"Oshawa"
"Ohh.. really?"
"No, but for christ sakes at least oshawa stuff to do"

2. (GUARANTEE ANSWER)
"Where you from?
"Uhhh, this town called courtice.."
"Never heard of it"
"you know oshawa, you know bowmanville"
"yeah"
"yeah we're that space in between"

by fmlfmlfml7777777 April 30, 2010

The ball is in your court

1) It's your responsibility now.
2) It's your problem now.
3) I did my part, now it's up to you...

President: You people voted for and legalized marijuana; the ball is in your court now.

by jbalboa November 26, 2010