Recieving a Handjob with a wet piece of sandpaper while under the influence of drugs or alcohol .If you notice what is happening and you are in pain, you know you've had a Corroded Johnson
by Nick. Hienz April 29, 2005
Get the Corroded Johnson mug.A serious cognitive disorder exhibited by large corporations with incapable leadership, and lacking a coherent strategy.
It is normally required to be present for at least 6 months to be diagnosed; cognitive dysfunction which has been seen only over shorter times, particularly less than weeks, must be termed Corporate Delirium.
Symptoms of Corporate Dementia can be classified as either reversible or irreversible, depending upon the cause of the disease.
Daycare centers offer supervision, recreation, meals, and limited health care to afflicted board members, as well as providing respite for employees.
It is normally required to be present for at least 6 months to be diagnosed; cognitive dysfunction which has been seen only over shorter times, particularly less than weeks, must be termed Corporate Delirium.
Symptoms of Corporate Dementia can be classified as either reversible or irreversible, depending upon the cause of the disease.
Daycare centers offer supervision, recreation, meals, and limited health care to afflicted board members, as well as providing respite for employees.
The conduct of British Telecom following the revelation of the Phorm mass surveillance scandal could be diagnosed as 'Corporate Dementia'.
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1. Another over-long way of saying "drunk."
2. The term for when the baseball team you dislike has a man on each base (or "bases loaded.") Popular in the late sixties/early seventies in northern New Jersey; may have been used in other areas.
2. The term for when the baseball team you dislike has a man on each base (or "bases loaded.") Popular in the late sixties/early seventies in northern New Jersey; may have been used in other areas.
1. benny-"man, did you see that douchebag at the club last night? falling down drunk again! that boy was sure loaded."
denny-"yeah, and he got that way on zima!! that means he was loaded and corroded.!!"
2. When the Atlanta Braves or New York Yankees have a runner at each base, you can honestly say the bases are loaded and corroded.
denny-"yeah, and he got that way on zima!! that means he was loaded and corroded.!!"
2. When the Atlanta Braves or New York Yankees have a runner at each base, you can honestly say the bases are loaded and corroded.
by earpuller November 6, 2007
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by their last head of marketing August 10, 2008
Get the Parathon Corporation mug.Corcor comes from people whose name is Corey, Cory, Kori, etc, who may not like a nickname such as cor... so add another cor to it and it sounds wicked cool.
Hello Corcor.
by Yergis June 18, 2009
Get the Corcor mug.The discrimination against all private Enterprize is done by established corporations through fake competition. All big businesses will secretly merge with the competition and fight the new upstart Private competitor. Vulture capitalism by the established corporate powers. Inevitably a spy or double agent is sent to work at the new upstart to cause problems. The Human resources department is the usual target. Once in charge of hiring and firing the planted agent hires incompetent people while firing the most productive. Then the company is destroyed and liquidated. Diversity, inclusivity, and equity mandates are the weapons being used presently in corporate America. DIE is a proper acronym to describe how corporate America feels about the private proletariat class attempting to become financially independent. Large CORPORATIONS HAVE NO SOUL!!
Corporate bigotry is easy to fend off if you eliminate the entire (Human resource department) at the time of start-up and insist you are a sole proprietor who only needs part-time help hired off the street. Use No middlemen hiring agencies and paying a decent dollar for a decent day's work will ensure loyalty from those you hire.
by Spiritual-Master January 30, 2022
Get the Corporate bigotry mug.Corroldo is a term frequented by tennage lads in derry, It refers to a 17 yr ladf who gets basketball nets for birthdays and goes to bed a 9PM sharp. He studies like a bambinno and is a gimp!
by Conor Nicholas March 21, 2005
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