poster child for birth control

the child that the put up on posters to make people say,"oh dear jebus! im going to start taking birth control so that doesn't end up poping out of me."

"you are the poster child for birth control."

by bhrome April 4, 2004

Mexican birth control

Mexicans, by way of being Catholic, are not allowed to use birth control methods.

Instead, their birth control consists of pulling out before the point of conception.

See example.

Guy: Oh shit, we can't hook up I don't have a condom
Girl: We can just use Mexican birth control
Guy: Fuck yea, thanks Mexico

by kyleatx December 13, 2010

Birth Control

the act of using an alias for a one night stand

by h3l1x December 31, 2002

toyota corolla

Originally a car based as a mini-version of a Mustang, then the KE70 gave us some sideways action, then it went front-wheel-drive and got ugly from there.

The highest selling car in the world, and automatically the blandest car in the world. Driven by non-savvy college students and accountants. What car offers the least amount of personality? A white Corolla.

Reliable as buggery, so they still litter our roads.

College student 1: Damn, my parents bought me a gold Toyota Corolla for college.
College student 2: Gee that sucks what a boring car.
College student 1: Yeh...

*awkward silence*

College student 1: Beer?
College student 2: Sure.

by Poida May 29, 2007

cuntroll

When your ex-wife/girlfriend won’t move on and becomes pathetic, bitter and vengeful, to the point where she rallies other cunts on the interweb. Acting like trolls they attempt to destroy any kind of relationship by searching for you on the internet, social networking sites, online photo albums, and videogame characters. Once they find you they flame you, your friends, and family in an attempt to discredit your character in hopes to make your life as miserable and pathetic as theirs has become.

Even after she agreed to put our differences aside my ex attempted to cuntroll me in court by providing printouts of my friends, family and my online photo album. I lold.

I don’t know why my ex and her trolls still visits my friend’s, family, and my myspace page, I guess they still want to cuntroll me.

While playing a wow the other night my GF got a tell from an old online buddy to contact him. When she asked him how he got her name, he said from my ex and her online friends. I guess they cuntroll my life in videogames and add my GF and my characters to their friends list.

by 'head May 9, 2008

face control

A sophisticated addition to bouncing at night clubs. Usually perfomed by a designated host(s). Face control persons are there to decide which individuals in the line are priveleged to get in without having to wait in line and sometimes avoiding cover charges/lists/frisking. If you get picked out from the line at the club it means that you're priveleged!

Mike Myers picking out Ryan Phillippe out of the crowd and gettin' him into Studio 54 nightclub - face control in it's purest form. (from Studio 54... duh!)

by Andre P October 8, 2006

quality control

An excuse to remove hard-defined words, like mine. Contains options like "offensive" and "hateful", which are common in removing definitions.

"Let's face it : anything hateful and offensive in Urban Dictionary is funny!"
-me

by Dave January 28, 2007