Contraception balloons

A simple, elegant, yet effective word for condoms.

Contraception balloons for safe, protective sex.

"Darling, have you got any contraception balloons?"

"Why yes, my love. I have some contraception balloons"

by Minty Lamb June 11, 2021

Contracted Crop Duster

The act of passing wind and having a person or people walk past and crop dust your scent for you.

Scott timed his fart perfectly as Jono walked past thus using Jono as his contracted crop duster to delightfully distribute the scent of his fart to share with others.

by The S Master June 13, 2021

Contrapting

Listening to Trap music with friends when you suddenly go into labor

We were in the club for only five minutes, my water broke, and the next thing you know I was contrapting.

by Damon K. May 23, 2022

Ass Contractions

When someone has severe gas or shit pains thay they feel like they are in labor.

Oh man, I can barely walk to the bathroom! These ass contractions are killing me!

by Cazador301 May 22, 2015

bestie contract

An unwritten agreement which can be called upon in situations involving your best friend

According to the bestie contract, you have to give me half that sandwich.

by Coastiewife May 21, 2016

Congradualmente

when you cant remember the real word for congratulations in spanish, congradualmente is the word for you!

yo congradualmente tu.

(i congradulate you)

by Thomas E.L. April 8, 2007

Congradaboth

It's what the best man says to the bride and groom at a wedding when your nervous. Generally use could be to describe the happiness you are feeling for others.

ex 1: Dan and Sara, congradaboth you guys!

ex 2: So you guys spent 10 hours drinking beer?!?! Well congradaboth for not blowing chunks.

by theobese_sk8r July 19, 2010