brat convention

Chuck E Cheese,Wal Mart ie. Squall Mart,public library, or anywhere small screaming children congragate.

Let's go to the library early,so we can avoid the Brat Convention, of screaming kids.

by RTBSTRD November 4, 2013

Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.

Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"

by Kenipples November 1, 2014

cock convention

See brodeo, sausage fest, circle jerk

I thought you said there were hot chicks here? All is see is a fucking cock convention.

by Onebigpapa July 16, 2014

Gamer convention

A place where the once endangered and now extinct in wild gamers collect to discuss future plans involving place to combat their enemys: Mothers, tryhards and bots. It is considered a place of worship.

There is a Gamer convention, it is advised to stay clear of this sanctuary. If entered then proced with caution to bot scare of these mythical beasts.

by IKnowDude December 3, 2019

cauliflower convention

when your friend asks you a dumb question or you just simply don’t want to talk to someone just bring up the cauliflower convention and mumble a little

Bones: *asks a stupid question*
me: oh yeah the cauliflower convention and uhhh it was ode fun

by penisbuttaidsass June 24, 2021

Haig Convention

Refers to an international agreement to safeguard wayward United States presidents from prosecution for their crimes.

Da Haig Convention may indeed have shielded da likes of "Ol' Tricky" and "Free Willy" from answering for their horrible breaches of public trust, but it also caused a noticeable surge of additional and widespread government corruption, since da perpetrators of said subsequent illegal/unethical shenanigans saw how easily their commanders-in-chief had been let off da hook regarding their misdeeds, and so they figgered dat they themselves could probably get away with getting their own hands dirty.

by QuacksO May 24, 2022

Bogan convention

A type of gathering with drinking, smoking,noise, revving engines,burnouts, people wearing singlets/shirts with names of football teams on them,no one wearing shoes just thongs, people bringing small dogs to attend also.

Hey James there'll be a car meet doing laps in town saturday night wanna go?
No! I'm not going to some Bogan convention

by Employeesonly March 9, 2024