got my contacts in

A phrase to tell people youre high without actually saying it.

Why are your eyes so red? I got my contacts in nigga

by manwithspecialeyes October 9, 2013

wet t-shirt contest

Event in which young ladies, one or two of whom are moderately attractive, bare their breasts and bottoms and simulate intercourse for the pleasure of a few dozen to a few dozens drunken rednecks. Frequently regretted by the particpants when their perverse fathers happen across pictures of his baby girl's soaked funbags on www.soyouwishyoucouldfuckacollegegirl.com. Participation in one of these events indicates a future spent in a home that is parked rather than built.

Age 19: I totally fucking shoulda won that wet t-shirt contest last night.

Age 35: Sweetie, help mommy find her G-string and stilletto heels. I'm late for work.

by Goatlick April 26, 2003

Connecticut Special

A female student attending Keene State on their daddys dime, but is actually saving money since they couldn’t get into UCONN. Even in January when its below zero you’d think you were in the tropics as they show up to class gleaming a healthy orange, wearing oversized sunglasses, and a white smile that’ll blind you instantly. You know they are prepared for the tough walk across the quad as they show up to class wearing their Gortex North Face, UGG boots, and black stretchy pants (not a bad thing!). Engaging in conversations with them will instantly lower your IQ, you are forewarned.

Kid 1: Can you imagine someone actually got a zero on that open book exam?

Kid 2: Ya it was that girl that sits to my left!

Kid 3: Oh her, shes such a Connecticut Special!

by Joeman9943 April 6, 2010

Beaner Connection

Having bad connection on Xbox Live. Usually what Pdel1212 has. Also called BC.

Pdel1212 has beaner connection all the time.

by Cool Tony January 7, 2010

Kalamazoo Contact

The act of ejaculating into a girls eye and then using a blow dryer to dry it on the cornea, making it hard like a contact lens.

Andrew: Hey Bryan, I noticed that your skank was walking around and knocking things over like she's blind.

Bryan: Yeah, I gave her a huge Kalamazoo Contact last night.

by DJ Dago December 16, 2010

ass-ball connector

A gooch, or the area in between a man's nutsack and asshole. Also, called the ABC

I was doing this guy in the ass and then, all of a sudden, he grabbed back and touched my ABC (ass-ball connector). That was when I knew he was gay.

by Matthew Lane July 9, 2006

The Contest

A contest to be the first person to remember (and shout) "the Contest" after you remember The Game.

You can never win The Game, but you CAN win The Contest.

Person A: That was a stupid game.
Person B: ...THE GAME.
Person C: The Contest!
Person A: Fuck.

by snafoolery April 5, 2009