Coffeetabled

To get hit or be bit by a coffee table

James: don't worry about Daniel, he's harmless, he was coffeetabled as a child

by Yahooey12 July 7, 2019

Coffee Haus

where we’re going to celebrate my friend’s birthday tomorrow

happy birthday dd, we gon have fun at coffee haus this sunday i hope you see this

by handlotion42 November 9, 2019

Coffee

The thing that keeps me alive and the ONLY reason I get up in the morning

Coffee is the nectar of the gods

by DoritosUwU April 16, 2020

Coffee Pot

Something that's awfully hot

"That's an awfully hot coffee pot"
- Eminem

by 62_Cents January 28, 2021

Coffee Dream

Being coffee dream means being very soft, pinteresty and cute (especially, having lots of coffee pictures in your Instagram feed)

Omg, she is such a coffee dream.
Stop being a coffee dream, become a boss.

by dabaddestv June 20, 2021

Coffeeboy

It's kpop, Coffeeboy!

Coffeeboy

by Taenun June 6, 2022

coffee shit

the urgent daily ritual of emptying one’s bowel after two cups of the magic morning liquid.

I just finished my second cup and I really need to take a coffee shit right fucking now

by Vesla June 26, 2022