coma of pain

a coma of pain is when you curl into a ball and cry uncontrollable for hours on end.

the break up was so bad i went into a coma of pain for a couple hours.

by jimmysoncrack July 25, 2009

Coma constant

If you look up theories of whatever movie/series/book/game and take the number of all the speculations, you have to add (if not included) a certain constant in which (most of the time) a major character has been in coma the whole time and the plot was just made up in their head.

Because of this the number of theories can never be zero, thus making it a coma constant.

Person A: I really liked the story of {title}, I wonder if there are any good fan theories about it.
Person B: I've read something about {character} being in coma since {event}, nothing else

Person A: It's always that coma constant... Meh

Famous examples:
- Ash from Pokémon
- Harry from Harry Potter

- Finn from Adventure Time

by Lerua November 25, 2016

comalapas

What happens when you fly into El Salvador and subsequently end up emptying your guts in the closest receptacle for any number of days while never being allowed the ability to trust a fart.

Bro, where is Dave man? I haven't seen him for days?

Oh shit dude, you didn't know? Dave got those comalapas

by BigDeckDan November 26, 2016

comeytose

Going through life of or in a state of deep unconsciousness for a prolonged or indefinite period, only to awaken in the middle of the night feeling queasy to mildly nauseous, deciding to get one’s classified memos out by asking a close friend to give them to a NYTimes reporter.

"Lordy", he's sitting up in bed again clutching at his tummy - yeap, he's comeytose alright!

by SpartannSir June 14, 2017

comeytize

The act of noting everything that you said and heard after you have a conversation so you cover your ass preventing troublem

After my conversation with the Police Officer , I sat in my car and comeytized everything.

by Entomological Estaban September 14, 2017

Coma Blanket

A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....

I was going to adult today, but .....Coma Blanket.

by Jessmeow January 27, 2018

Comey Memo

Contemporaneous notes or emails drafted immediately after a one-on-one conversation or meeting with an untrustworthy person who you expect will later lie about what was said in that conversation, and which are stored for future reference, to be possibly used at trial or in other official proceedings.

Holy shit! The boss just asked me to do some shady, unethical things. I need to send a 'Comey memo' to myself in case they later try to throw me under the bus for following through.

by Zayander November 18, 2019