Colonal Portal

A symptom of severe digestive unease where you have passed all excrement available to your bowels from the present, yet the rectum continue to move waste. Presumably this material is transported from future meals by means of a space-time rift deep within the large intestine. - - Also known as: "The Ghost of Shitmas Future."

Fucking Hell, Kevin. I was so messed up after that truck burrito last night, I must have opened up a colonal portal around one. I think I might have shit the dinner Becca and I are going to have tomorrow...
Kevin, I have met The Ghost of Shitmas Future!

by The Mumbling Manchildren December 11, 2017

colton unger

A douche-canoe who has a tiny penis. And who also sucks mad ween

That guy is such a colton unger

by Yaboibadger January 19, 2018

Colon Bowel M.D.

The world famous proctologist who led the Bowel Movement.

Colon Bowel M.D. is the proctologist who became famous for his name and the movement he started.

by Major Thomas January 20, 2018

Colonial Heights

A town composed of people who think a roundabout destroyed their city.

Colonial Heights resident 1: Can you believe there has been another accident at the roundabout?
Colonial Heights resident 2: Of course! Hey, wanna go to that imaginary Krispy Kreme?

by SirensTide June 26, 2018

Coloniza

From the movie The Black Panther, Coloniza is a Wakandan term used to address a person of European decent.

"Everytime a mass shooting happens, it's always a coloniza."
"Colonizas are getting real bold on social media knowing they wouldn't act the same in real life."
"Shut up! You coloniza before I slap the beef stroganoff out of your mouth."
"This food is seasonless. It taste of coloniza."

by Moor Negus February 21, 2018

Colton

Can be your best friend if you let him, he is very athletic and fun to be with. He’s great with kids and will do anything to make sure that your ok

Colton is amazing

by Madison’s December 17, 2018

Colton Besson

the most amazing person in the world that makes your heart super happy. he would give anything up just to make his boyfriend or girlfriend happy. he makes the cutest jokes and his smile will make your heart melt. he is a total softy.. you didn't hear that from me:). he will make you feel like the most special person in the world. he will love you for you.

boy: "did you see colton besson with his girlfriend/boyfriend?"

girl: "fuck yeah i did, they are the cutest couple and he treats her/him like royalty."

by joshuagonz January 29, 2019