CollegeHumor

Www.CollegeHumor.com
College students site, full of funny pics, videos, texts links and etc, source of fun when sank in boredom
(or when you need an excuse to stop working)

"CollegeHumor Almost Invented the shocker"

"those contests on CollegeHumor are weird, but FUN!"

by Leo Luigi December 8, 2004

occidental college

One of the best liberal arts colleges in the country. The work load is comparable to that of an Ivy League school and Obama went there for two years. It is located in Los Angeles.

"Hey have you heard of Occidental College?"
"Yeah it's that school the president went to."

by Emily Osments June 20, 2013

Community College

A disco with books, anyone can go.

Here's 10 dollars... now i'm gonna get my learn on! at the community college ;)

by XxXPizzaSlutXxX May 2, 2009

college of the canyons

A community college in Santa Clarita that people go to forever and never leave. It's for the people that are too dumb to get their minds out of highschool. At least %80 of the kids that go there smoke reefer.

The initials when spoken sounds like "cock".

Dude, college of the canyons is for retards...I love this school. Let's go find some weed and get faded, bitch.

by COCSUX October 13, 2005

Collin

A very sexy person. He's the greatest guy you'll meet. He's pretty much defined as a chick magnet he has big penis

Hot girl1: I want that Collin!
Hot girl2: No way! I already asked him out and he said yes

by bray bray August 31, 2015

college whore

A high school student who will sell his/her soul to get into a top tier university

Paradoxically, college whores rarely get into their desired schools.

"What the heck? I'm president of 3 clubs, I have perfect grades and SAT scores, and I've volunteered for a thousand hours. Why didn't I get into Harvard?"

"You dumbass. Didn't you know that college whores don't get into college?"

"Oh well, I'll just major in poli sci somewhere else."

by Ellis April 23, 2005

College Wash

When you are too lazy, too broke, or don't have enough time to wash your clothes, but just so happen to have some Febreeze and a hair dryer handy, you college wash em'.

College washing, to be exact, is when you fill your sink, dunk the clothing item in the sink, spray with Febreeze, and dry with a hair dryer. This is usually done with shirts which doesn't have any stains per say, but are a little funky.

Perfect for the poor college student, the lazy high schooler that doesn't want to walk 20 feet to the laundry room, or the chronic stoner that is way the past "able to operate a washer/dryer" stage of highness.

Jenny: Hey can I borrow that red shirt you wore yesterday?
Becky: Sure, mind if I college wash it though?
Jenny: Not at all.

by Aly Baja November 8, 2009