Cunt Coma

When a person is in an extreme state of drunkenness, unable to take care of themselves, unwilling to take help and being abusive.

'lets get Tom home, he's fucked.'
'Yeah, but i feel like leaving him in the street because he's in a cunt coma.'
'I know, he just punched me and is shouting abuse at those pikeys over there!'

by Tarrel May 5, 2012

frankenstein coma

When a person is sleeping deeply with all limbs stiff, and does not move for a long time.

My brother is looking like Frankenstein, i'll try to wake him up.
I'm going to go home and fall into a Frankenstein coma!!!

by urbanman112233 January 31, 2014

Coma Diet

The act of losing weight while in a naturally or medically induced state of unconsciousness.

Damien lost weight while being on a Coma Diet from choking on his own puke.

Friend #1: Have you seen Damien since his coma diet?
Friend #2: He's looking good! I think he lost 40 lbs.

by ToeSniffer55 May 13, 2024

sad coma

Middle schoolers wakening up on a Monday morning.

leave me alone i'm in a sad coma state

by zxcvbnmmmmmmmmmmmmm,,lkjhgfdsa March 29, 2019

coffee coma

when u ain't u because coffee got u good and nigga gotta help u get back on game

deborah was in a coffee coma cause Deborah's usually a bitch but now she was seeing the positive side of life, after having 7 coffees

by thug ass tamato March 15, 2016

Oxford Coma

a state of deep unconsciousness that lasts for as long as someone babbles on pretentiously about the significance of the Oxford comma.

“I immediately slip into an Oxford Coma the moment my friend Rick starts blabbering about the importance of the Oxford Comma.”

by SalvyZ August 29, 2019

Coma

Abbreviation for crying out my ass

Hey Nate coma did you see that fight?

by Vvs February 21, 2022