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orgasmic-cluster-fuck

Orgasmic-cluster-fuck is when a female has so many orgasms that she becomes numb and has no sence of her surroundings. She looses all knowledge of where she is, what she is, or who she is for at least several minutes.
orgasmic-cluster-fuck is multiple orgasms during sex and or during a threesome
by mommaE September 18, 2013
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Googoo cluster

When nut dries in or around the ass when receiving anal sex.
Me and Damian tried anal last night and he gave me a googoo cluster
by Harriet Tubman February 13, 2019
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The Santa Clauses

The clauses which detail Kris Kringle under the North Pole Act of 1436.
Clause 1, Subsection A states that: Saint Nicholas must manufacture a wide variety of games, tools, and miscellaneous objects for children under the age of 12 in all countries of the world.
Clause 1, Subsection B states that: Saint Nicholas must do so for eternity, without pay, and must aquire the following traits: Obesity, A long white beard, a red suit, a fondness for burnt cookies and warm milk.
Evil Little Boy: "Where are my presents?"
Mom: "You were naughty this year, so Santa didn't bring you any."
Evil Little Boy: "Na-uh! According to Clause 1, Subsection A and B, of the Santa Clauses, Santa is required to bring me my demanded presents!"
by Assasinof6 March 11, 2010
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Clausemopolitan

Favorite cocktail of the Founding Fathers as they drafted the various clauses of the United States Constitution. Made with crushed elderberry and vodka. See also: The Washingtini.
"I'll drink to the new republic," said Benjamin Franklin as he slaked his thirst with a Clausemopolitan.
by Ae5Ea8 February 2, 2015
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pussy phat like Santa Claus

This is a pussy that is not only plump, but has that buoyancy that can only be compared to our friend Saint Nick. It is the type of pussy that not only satisfies the mind, body and soul, but even gives a sense of hope for a brighter future.
by lincolnshire June 17, 2021
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Reverse Santa Claus

A seasonal position for intercourse in which the male sits upright in a chair, and female sits on his lap, facing him. Behavior of said female during preceding year (e.g. naughty/nice) is of little to no significance. Large breasts preferred.
The fly cougar who works at the Mexican restaurant wrote on my napkin, "I want to smash...reverse santa claus style, por favor."
by burningpeepeeracing March 19, 2014
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classturbation

1) to covertly masturbate in school.

2) a class which teaches you nothing and serves no scholastic goal.
this human sexuality course is pure classturbation, in more ways than one.
by the moody booze August 3, 2008
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