chuzzle

a woman with a hairy beaver who makes weird noises during sex

yeah, that hippie chick i was with last night, she was a bit of a chuzzle. at first i couldn't even find my way and then i thought there was a frikin ferret in the room or something

by chvu September 8, 2006

Chizz

The cheese flavored, jizz-like substance used to cheese-up macaroni and cheese. It is highly concentrated and if you eat it streight it tastes like salty crap.

we put that packet of chizz under that car's tire, heh, it splattered everywhere.

by jim December 28, 2005

Chazzer

A Charity Shop, most often one selling second hand clothes, especially in the UK.

I'm hitting the chazzers later to find a hat.

by scootbenet August 28, 2012

chizz

Jizz on someone's chin. Sometimes, after someone gets skeeted on, they forget to wipe it all of, and a smidge remains on their chin. Chin + jizz = chizz

Hey, did you just get skeeted on? Because you got a little chizz left on your face.

by Devveyovich September 23, 2010

Chazz

a simpleton, one who has no clue, an idiot of the first degree, probably gay too and still staying with their mother, a Star Wars toy fetishist with deviant tendencies

"Don't be such a Chazz."

by The Truth February 17, 2005

chazzers

Chazzers is the last smokable part of a spliff before the roach. Origins are uncertain, but there are stories of a skinny person called Chaz, after whom it was named.

- You want the chazzers, mate?
- Yeah, cheers

- Sorry there's only chazzers left

by Eldavidos July 28, 2008

Chizzer

To bash or flame a smacktard in a videogame. Preferably used against one who heedlessly accuses others of hacking or cheating.

Nice work man! You totally chizzered that smacktard out of the server!

by Mopron the Contender April 27, 2005