Christopher 

Usually a charming man, but with rather perverted intent. He may seem simple minded, but hes really analyzing ways to seduce you. Hes not athletic, but hes competative. Chances are he spends more time playing dugeons and dragons then on facebook.

" That guy i went out with was really nice, but a total christopher."
" Yeah, he probably lives in his moms basement!"

Christopher by sweetblueeyes February 5, 2010

Christoffer 

A gay boy who thinks he has the biggest penis of all time. Usually he calls his penis a Horschepenis, but it's definatly wrong.

Probably wears a hoodie that's not zipped and has the hood on.

Look at that dude that thinks he has a big penis!

Oh, that's probably Christoffer!

Christoffer by Mister Hackerman January 27, 2018

Christopher Alexander

A guy who is SWAGLESS but thinks he has tons of swag. Listens to music such as : B.spears, kesha etc. (if you consider that music) pretty much the type of guy that hugs walls at all your school dances.

Damn, look at that christopher alexander just standing around looking at everyone else have fun

Christopher Alexander by RighteousJorge November 4, 2011

Christoffer 

A man who can be very rude without noticing it and puts on a charming personality, to get sex. He is the type of guy to get a few STD’s a year. Some would describe him as a dickhead

Yo he made Anna cry, what a Christoffer!

Christoffer by Henrietta the boss October 2, 2019

the christopher 

The act of using women's pantyhose to dress as a nun, nailing another man, screaming 'hallelujah' once the ejaculation is inside him.

I tried the Christopher last night with my nephew

the christopher by Jshizniz July 14, 2017

Christopher 

Chris's are nerds, love WOW, likes weed, philosophy, reading, fantasy, cupcakes, girls, money, japan

Hey Christopher, wanna play WOW while stoned

Christopher by kistel June 19, 2011

Christopher Columbus

An attempt at ejaculating on a woman's breast that mistakenly ends up on her face

"Dude, I just had a Christopher Columbus with her, and now she won't pick up the phone ... "

Christopher Columbus by P84 February 11, 2013