Chomp off a growler

to take a dump

"Hold on man, I gotta go chomp off a growler."

"I'm gonna chomp off a growler while you finish getting ready."

by The Destroyer97061 February 10, 2009

chomaee

An uberawesomee sexy asian family friend of another awesome girl named pickles.

chomaee: "sup sexy"
Pickles:"sup sexy"

by Sophie Pickles. June 29, 2009

Champalagne

Fake ass champange.

Tim and Betty sat down at the table and ordered a bottle of the finest champagne to celebrate Tim's promotion.

Waiter: "Would you like to taste first?"
Tim: "Why yes"
Waiter: *Pours glass*
Tim: *Tastes* *Makes face of disgust*
Betty: "Champalagne?"
Tim: "Why yes Betty"
Tim & Betty: *Frown* :(
Betty: "I did say we should have gone to the restaurant over the road Tim"
Tim: *sigh*

by The Revolution of Jesus January 14, 2011

Chimpankie

Ape like creature who like to swing from lights and can like to fuck chickens as the voices in his head tell him to.

Chimpankie

by garden bench January 14, 2013

Champagne Shopping

The act of buying expensive stuff you normally wouldn't buy while under the cheery influence of alcohol. Best done after a buffet with free-flowing champagne on a Sunday afternoon.

Bro, nice leather jacket.
Yeah, me and my girlfriend did a bit of champagne shopping after going out for dinner last night.
Sweet!
Yeah, kind of. I had to buy her a handbag though.

by Shay DeGuy February 6, 2013

champagne load

The act of creating a pressurized spray of semen by covering the tip of your penis with your thumb at the point of climax, just like spraying a bottle of champagne

"Andrew, did you hook up with chick from Stats last night?"

"Yes, I put down some tarp and sprayed a champagne load all over her"

by Facesface September 22, 2013

champagged

The act of being sprayed by the contents of a champagne bottle under pressure either as the bottle is being uncorked or shaken.

Vince was soaked after being champagged by Joel on the beach.

by miguelito77 November 25, 2013