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Cheetoing

Chee-to-ing
verb
1.
Taking a picture with a full unopened bag of cheetos with a stranger.
2.
Taking a picture with an associate with a bag of unopened jalepeno cheeder cheetos

Origin
late Middle English (also in the sense ‘creeper pic’)
Chester: Damn did that dude take a picture of you with a bag of cheetos?
Turner: Yeah, he didnt even offer me any.

Yesterday Samantha checked her phone and noticed someone had sent her a picture of Marcus cheetoing, with a text that simply read"i'm different yeah i'm different.
by Drinkyt February 13, 2014
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Cheetos

Females Who Usually Comes In Packs
Look At Those Cheetos Over There I Want All Of Them.
by AntThaGod May 13, 2014
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Cheeto

'Cheeto' A code word used to announce if someone of the opposite sex is unattractive. Someone that falls into the friend zone.
That guy is a cheeto, nice guy but unattractive. #FRIENDZONE
by ZellaElla August 12, 2014
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cheetoman

A guy who's dick is the length of a Cheeto. Nickname for someone who has a small dick.
omfg, there is cheetoman. He sends me pictures of his Cheeto dick ALL THE TIME.
by ChaoticAnarchy January 7, 2016
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cheeto pubes

1. An extreme natural phenomenon prized by the few gingers in this world who haven't shriveled up and died of skin cancer yet. Red heads should take pride in such an art of God, since you can't show them off if you shaved 'em with dad's razor.
2. Often found in gamers, this occurs when a basement dweller plays minecraft all day while eating Cheetos, with the occasional meat beating, thus leaving artificial cheese residue on the genital region.
1. "Wait, if you're a ginger, do you still have brown hair down there."
"Naw, I got Cheeto Pubes!"
2. *giving head* "Oh Jimmy, why does your dick taste so good?"
"Probably because of the Cheetos I was eating earlier."
"You mean you have Cheeto pubes?
by Yuuuuuggeeee November 13, 2016
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cheeto jizz

The act of eating cheetos and and the orange dust that remains on your fingers!
Matt! You got cheeto jizz all over the television remote!!
by SemperSooies November 25, 2016
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cheetoman

A nickname given post-election 2017 to Donald Trump, for obvious reasons. Check the hair and skin if you don't understand why. See also: Mr Cheato.
"Hey, dude--did you read Cheetoman's latest tweet? That guy's so far out he's on the way back!"
by orinoco womble February 25, 2017
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