The chair bear

The act of pissing and shitting on a chair simultaneously while watching porn

The chair bear was a great experience last night

by Lord ass boy12345 February 5, 2019

chair caterpillar

a caterpillar that eats chair and is extremely extinct

I wish i had seen a chair caterpillar

by computer 911811711611511411131 September 23, 2018

Dick-Chair

A chair with a dildo stuck on it.

She accidentally sat on the dick-chair.

by Jeen October 1, 2018

chair whiskers

It’s the pet hair that collects on the bottom of the chair legs from sliding in and out.

You have not thoroughly vacuumed if you didn’t remove the chair whiskers . or I could knit mittens with the amount of chair whiskers I have.

by anonymous March 30, 2023

Chair cultist

An elite super based and redpilled sigma gigachad who chose to join the chair cult led by the chair.

This nigger so rarted he could never be a chair cultist

by Cheesus my sprinkles July 3, 2023

Chair juice

A deposit of female urin/ejaculate on a chair, in notical terms a wet queef.

When the beatles played at Shea Stadium in 1966, the custodial staff complained about the excessive amount of chair juice on the thousands of wooden ballpark seats.

by Joebeardski September 23, 2023

Chair Jock

Your typical Jock, but instead of being proficient at sports, they're proficient at computers, video games, and the internet. Also like a typical Jock, Chair Jocks are just as arrogant and rude, but are only so when their cheeks are planted on their gaming chair.

"Who, Michael? That guy is such a Chair Jock, thinks he's on track to be the next hero of the internet because he's slightly above average at computers and video games. Arrogant fuck."

by joytoyboy September 27, 2022