Easily the biggest jerk. Thinks that he is all that but is not. only picks on kids smaller than him other than his best friend who is bigger than him.
by elitebirdcrap March 20, 2023
Get the Carson Remmersmug. Probably the most funny person I've met. He can crack jokes all day while your jaw hurts like crazy. His blond hair and color changing eyes will make you love him. He's the best boyfriend ever!!! And if you break up with him, your the dumbest person on earth. He's loyal and will never cheat. He's very caring and will help with any homework problem, especially math. If you ever meet a Carson, don't let him out of your site. He will notice you.
Person 1: "Is that a Carson?"
Person 2: "Yeah he was in my homeroom. He is so fricking funny! He even made the teacher laugh!"
Person 1: "Wow! He must be a awesome flirt!"
Person 2: "He is! I know cause he flirted with me!'
Person 1: "Your so lucky!"
Person 2: "Yeah he was in my homeroom. He is so fricking funny! He even made the teacher laugh!"
Person 1: "Wow! He must be a awesome flirt!"
Person 2: "He is! I know cause he flirted with me!'
Person 1: "Your so lucky!"
by Piece of Cake21 May 24, 2023
Get the Carsonmug. Carson, A man that will have you head over heals. He is so funny. He normally doesn't understand that a savings account and a bank account is the same thing. He is a tall boy. He does sports but hates running. Carson is very loving and sweet but once in a while he will give you the finger. Carson is loyal and precious to all costs. He has soft brown eyes. He wakes up at 5am everyday because he is a weird child. If you have a Carson in your life don't let go.
by Erica Baxa June 17, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. Carson is a very special boy. Not physically, but mentally. He likes to goon for multiple hours especially when the gooning takes place within his family.
by Jiggly bob October 13, 2023
Get the Carsonmug. by Pierce the pilots May 17, 2018
Get the Carson and Ellamug. Carson is a boy who will love you and never let you go. He will help you if you feel sad. He is caring, funny, daring, nice, and cute. He can be serious at times if the it need be. He may not be the most popular or may not have many friends, but he tries his hardest.
by Yeet lad October 16, 2019
Get the Carsonmug. Carson is the most annoying person you will ever meet. He is also very very unbelievably dumb. When you try to tell him the answer to his incredibly stupid question he will argue with you and say it is wrong. He also very cocky and thinks he is the best at everything. Also he thinks he can get any girl he wants, but when you tell him that you don't like him he gets extremely rude and acts like a complete ass. Overall Carson is a very nice person and not the greatest friend either.
Girl 1: Ugh look it is Carson.
Girl 2: He is so annoying, did I tell you he asked me out the other day?
Girl 1: No, what did he say after you said no?
Girl 2: He said that I looked like a frog and he was joking.
Girl 1: Wow, he thinks he is so cool
Girl 2: He is so annoying, did I tell you he asked me out the other day?
Girl 1: No, what did he say after you said no?
Girl 2: He said that I looked like a frog and he was joking.
Girl 1: Wow, he thinks he is so cool
by person22244446 December 5, 2019
Get the Carsonmug.