cardiacarrestaurant

any fast-food outlet that claims to be a restaurant.

Manager:
"Hey you! Don't do that in here, this is a restaurant!"

Enlightened Zombie:
A 'restaurant'?! Ha! No sir, this is a cardiacarrestaurant!

by RobCreet January 16, 2009

Card Pooling

Adding your name to a card, with or without the knowledge of the person who bought the card, to avoid having to purchase a card of your own.

Joe: Hey man, did you get Stacey a birthday card?

Jim: Fuck, I forgot. Looks like we'll be card pooling again.

Joe: You're a dick. You've signed every card I bought except the one for my parents anniversary.

Jim: I signed that, too.

by Adgo September 6, 2009

cardboard pants

A term used when seeing a hot chick, implying she is so hot you just jizzed your pants and it's dry and cardboard like.

Dude: Fuck yeah she's hot as fuck, bro!
Sam: Aww man, I've got cardboard pants. Fuck.

by Sea Dot January 22, 2014

Cardiff Crack

A marinated tri-tip steak sold at Seaside Market in Cardiff-By-The-Sea in California.

Known to make vegetarians commit suicide or revert back to the light.

Dude I just spent soo much money on some Cardiff Crack but I don't care because this stuff is bombbbbbb.

by JDENIC February 9, 2014

cardboard ass

Sidney Smith

Sidney's ass is flatter then a pice of cardboard. You can call her cardboard ass.

by #1 Roast Session May 21, 2016

Cardboard drumming

When you hit yourself in the face repeatedly making a rhythm sounding like a drum.

Omg why are you hitting yourself with that piece of cardboard? Oh no it's okay I'm just cardboard drumming.

by Backstagesecrets September 5, 2016

cardella

beautiful,kind strong

cardella your so beautiful and strong.

by respect26qz1 December 28, 2017