Careless Whisper

When you tell your date that you have a secret to tell her, you say close your eyes... you then proceed to pull your pants down and your cheeks apart. Position your butthole 1-3 inches away from their nostrils and let an airy fart out. This is a careless whisper. RIP George Michael

I wasn’t sure if my careless whisper would scare her off, but after her pink eye cleared up she lifted the restraining order.

by The_hard_truth June 6, 2020

James Cable

he is the sweetest, shyest, fittest guy in the world! lol he is funny without meaning it and helps me wen im down. i hope someday a girl as perfect as him finds him and he lives happily ever after! i also hope he dusn't so i can hav him, lol love ya james

he helped me wen i was love sick, and made me laugh wen i thought i wud neva laf agen!

by Waffles Prostitute Baywatch January 4, 2005

carley childress

She is a sexy confident girl that has amazing makeup skills.

She is quite a carley childress

by I like mongooses June 15, 2017

carleen

i stuck up bitch who is an asswhole who hates everone and everything

Bro i hate carleen!

dude me to

by The devil wears prada November 16, 2010

Carlee Ann

The craziest but most fun girl you will ever meet. She always knows how to make you laugh and is just so pleasant to be around. She always knows how to make you feel better if you are down. She is a very pretty woman and the prettiest you will probabaly ever meet. You definitely will want a Carlee Ann in your life

Carlee Ann is a very great friend

by Ben_jammin01 January 31, 2018

Carley

Carley is a rare person to come by. They are normally short creatures, funny, friendly, cute, and most of them wear glasses. If you come by one of these try not to let her go because once you do you may never get her back.

Me: have you seen carley

Friend : yeah, ask her out

Me: ok

by Lumerjack May 22, 2018

carberry

When taking a long roadtrip where bathrooms are unavailable, a carberry is a poop taken by a passenger or driver, often in a bag or empty disposable coffee cup to be disposed of discretely at the next truck stop.

Person A: "Dude, Mike dropped a wicked carberry on the way to Denver. It stank for like, an hour before we found a truck stop to drop it at..."
Person B: "That's why burritos are not road food bro..."

by bajada23 September 26, 2017