Jesticular Cancer

Cancer of the sense of humor. The sense of humor dies and the afflicted loses all ability to be funny. The only possible cure is a strong, regular dosage of hilarium
Brad: Yo, you wanna go hang with Tom?
Frank: Dude, I know I'm a dick, but he's just no fun since he got his Jesticular Cancer.
Brad: We should really cheer him up, though.
Frank: Fine. But we're getting ice cream after.
by Greg Brichton November 29, 2012
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Foreskin Cancer

when you develop a tumor on your meatus or penis hole and it stops you from pissing so then you piss out your ass while shitting so you don't know if you have diarrhea water or your just pissing
I just got foreskin cancer and i think its terminal
by Nigga Central October 04, 2023
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Jars of Cancer

what the cabin smells like at science camp
"It smells like jars of cancer!"
by Sheep Squad October 08, 2019
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Puppeteer's Cancer

Cancer of the hands and/or arms of an individual.
After years in the show business, Howard developed a severe case of puppeteer's cancer in his left arm.
by Puppet Master May 30, 2018
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Cancer Causer

Person 1: You Bartosz?

Bartosz: I AM A CANCER CAUSER
by Loganpaulgilmedadeadguy March 21, 2019
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Thought Cancer

Cancer is created from cells when they cannot properly communicate with each other due to anatomic communication capabilities as a form of language. As a collective, the human race is an organism fulfilling the operation that the threshold acts on - we are cells created of cells fulfilling the operation of a cell(the threshold).

Fear(which is essential for life) perpetuates cancer by causing a cell to create conflict with itself. As a result, a false sense of self called the ego(cancer) is put in place to protect the current aspirations of the cell. The ego is a meta-atmosphere created by the cell which creates conflict with it's threshold to become superior, where this is impossible because the ego is infinitesimal to the cell.

As time goes on the cell is vulnerable to illness because fear itself perpetuates destructive behavior by creating a false sense of self which renders its true self feeble. Causing cancer of the cell, and death to itself and it's threshold unless communication is fluent.
For example people with a nasty attitude have thought cancer due to meta-inadequacy. They will of course perpetuate the cancer by projecting their fallacies on other person(s)/cell(s) which inadvertently effects the threshold in which the person/cell lives in.

-Carl Sagan once said that 9/10 planets that achieve radio technology often self-destruct.

Also see:
Fibonacci Sequence
by Jxzqv2 December 15, 2012
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Auditory Cancer

1. (n). An illness that involves a division of abnormal (often autism, AIDS) cells attacking the cerebral cortex and eardrums, due to an abundance of noise (often loud, obnoxious, and of middle/high school students, such as thots and baboons); symptoms include intolerance of loud noises, erratic and odd behavior, depression, and suicidal tendencies. May be countered by running over the source of the noise with a 2003 Honda Civic
Person A: Good lord, that group of middle schoolers are giving me Auditory Cancer
Person B: What do you expect, they're RiceGum fans
by Yoshifappe Kylera November 07, 2019
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