Ceiling Pose

A pose commonly used on Myspace.

1. Take your camera, point it toward your fat face, and use that chubby arm to lift it up a little above your head, still keeping aim on your face.

2. Stare those dead eyes up at the ceiling (preferably to the left or right)

3.Now for the tricky part: puff those chappy lips in a kiss pose.

EXTRA: If you really want to get advanced, hold up a peace sign!

Leah was trying to pull of the ceiling pose in one of her myspace pics, but her double chin kept getting in the way.

by Taylor the Terrible December 29, 2008

callings

a expression that means "lets play it by ear" and speak about it later

eg. question:

what time are you done with your hair?
5
aite.... callings then

by p3ksan September 16, 2014

Cailiegh

To have a Cailiegh. an old Irish saying meaning to have a moment of stupidity or to become mentally challenged for a long period of time.

Oh, silly Patrick, he must be having a Cailiegh

by eli1892753 October 30, 2014

Calling Ralph

(Verb): Pretending to make a phone call as an excuse to go outside and puke.

a-"Where's Steve?"
b-"Outside calling Ralph."
a-"Pussy"(High Fives b)

by STL Val Kilmer December 18, 2009

ceiling tile

a phrase commonly used to ask for the current time

-Katie, CEILING TILE!
-10:42

by Dominic Smith September 1, 2007

cappuccino calling

Similar to drunk dialing, cappuccino calling occurs after consuming large amounts of sugar and caffeine. It generally involves declarations of love, invitations to go skinny dipping, and/or fits of hysterical laughter.

Disregard the message I left you last night, I was just cappuccino calling.

by sknewhouse June 2, 2008

Calling Card

A calling card is a premise for contacting someone with the intention of asking for a date. Usually, you have fallen out of contact with the person you are contacting.

"Dude, your sister's getting married. That's a great calling card."
"Another person from my Class of 81 has died. Think I'll call Patty to let her know, heard she's divorced now. Obituaries give great calling cards."

by SilvrDollr May 29, 2008