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curling

A true embarrassment to human existence. A non-sport which involves some loser thrown a flat, cylindrical stone yelling non-sensical things at two even bigger losers, using their "specialized" brooms to... SWEEP THE FUCKING ICE.

Usually Canadians excel at curling and win all the championships because the rest of the world is sitting back and laughing at those canucks for even being associated with such a homoerotic activity.
Curling is totally homo. Let's go sweep some ice!
by Anonymous March 15, 2003
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Tucker Carlson

That one Fox News anchor who gets angry at unsexy m&ms and shares dinner with pedophiles
Bob: "Remember that one time when Tucker Carlson said that one racist thing?"
Jo: "Which time he has said a lot of racist things"
by UnlimitedCringe January 24, 2022
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curling

An interesting way of describing taking a dump.
by pixie June 19, 2006
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Curley Horseshoe

The act of shoving your leg ankle deep in a hairy Vagina. If successful , your leg will appear to have been truncated at the foot, and will be surrounded by a thick pubic ring.
I gave you mom the gnarleyest curley horseshoe
by Krusty Rusty August 15, 2007
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Curly Whirly

It gets its name from the confectionary product 'Curly Whirly' and is when a male ejaculates upon a females/males arm when recieving a hand job. This is related back to the 'Curly Whirly' as there are thin strands of excess chocolate on the product which emulate the cum on the females/males arm. The desired effect depends on how much you 'blast out of the cannon' and the proximity it lands over the arm of the recipiant.
"This babe was feeding my chicken last night and I left a Curly Whirly on her arm. It was so ace, man!
by 4DBOIZ September 22, 2009
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short & curlies

short & curlies are a guy's pubic hair
Max had me by my short & curlies today when we were wrestling!
by USAF Cadet April 19, 2021
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hot curler

Careful insertion of a hair dryer into a vagina, then turning it on high, quickly pulling it out and inserting penis
That girl was so loose, I gave her a hot curler last night!
by Rigoberto August 28, 2007
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