A mythical figure, often found lurking near underpasses, abandoned lots, or your high school hangout spot, whose presence is heralded by the communal whisper, "Oh no, it's Crackhead Nick!"
A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
A walking ATM of poor financial decisions, Crackhead Nick possesses the unique superpower of being able to acquire goods (specifically, weed) without the cumbersome burden of payment. He is universally known for never having $5 but constantly being on the hunt for a "fiver of green."
The ultimate low-budget hitman, he is notorious for offering his specialized service: "I'll bottle someone for you for $5." This offer is almost always declined, as most people agree that the resulting legal trouble isn't worth saving $5.
A gravity well of awkwardness and fear, his appearance is a test of courage. You're too afraid to stay, but you're even more afraid of the ensuing chase if you try to run.
Dude, we were smoking under the bridge when someone yelled, 'Heads up! Crackhead Nick!' My man tried to buy my last blunt and offered to bottle the meter maid for me. I just stared straight ahead until he left.
by Lemmithy October 29, 2025
Get the Crackhead Nickmug. Is a broke Mindy. A known manipulator and scammer. 4 kids but 9 baby daddies. Gets pregnant to trap men into taking care of her and abandons the kids for a fast life. Sold her soul to be a model, but ended up a crackhead instead.
by Mindy’s Cult Survivor January 6, 2025
Get the Remedial crackhead cluckmug. it means that Noah is an eshay but at school, he hides it if you want any of the goods hit him up lad.
by Noah The Eshay December 18, 2019
Get the Tay is a crackheadmug. A racialized term that you probably shouldn’t use if you’re white. You’re not a crackhead Stephanie, you just have adhd.
by Rippingass May 20, 2020
Get the Crackheadmug. Calling somebody who smoked crack a quarter of a lifetime or more ago a crackhead or a junkie is as ignorant as calling somebody who smoked weed for a few years in high school a hippie. If they've moved on with their lives, why hasn't the person talking shit moved on with theirs?
by Solid Mantis January 21, 2020
Get the Crackheadmug. by Cheese boards r us October 26, 2018
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Get the Crackheadmug.