cruise the dual

to drive up and down main street, no real aim

“hey mom, lets hop in the golf cart and cruise the dual”

by pfount May 21, 2025

Altè cruise

A state of power of self, creativity and fun through edgy styles, piercings, baggy pants, dirty sneakers and self expression which originated in Lagos, Nigeria

Santi and odunsi's music is pure altè cruise

by Nigerian Administrator April 10, 2022

Cruise

When you have jerked off before intercourse.

My girl was trying to get me off last night but I cruised her.
I cruise so I last longer.

by shmaxta May 30, 2016

Cruise Guy

The type of man to spend hard earned vacation money on a carnival cruise. Usually aged in their mid thirties, born in the American South, and fond of margaritas. Cruise guys are often times racist and competitive amongst their inner circle, but timid around strangers.

Man, you really strike me as a cruise guy.

by ChefZac August 4, 2019

Cruise

Aimlessly wandering the streets with the hope of picking up a male for anonymous gay sex

Guy 1: Thomas went on a cruise until 3am last night.
Guy 2: He must’ve really wanted some dick

by Naruutoe September 10, 2022

Cruise-Kill

(When driving) A situation that would cause you to disable cruise control in order to slow down.

These slow drivers are a real cruise-kill

by SkySwinger February 3, 2025

Tom Cruise

Tiny Tom Cruise has built a faltering Hollywood career by prancing around wearing high heels, standing on apple boxes, bouncing up and down on couches (like the child that he is) and, embarrassingly, even by pretending to be an action hero. All in a desperate and vain attempt at concealing his comical manletism and his painfully obvious homosexuality. Tiny Tom likes to visit gay bathhouses and enjoys going shopping for high heels with fellow midget and Napoleon complex deluxe sufferer David Miscavige.

Hey, isn't that tiny Tom Cruise holding hands with David Miscavige over there? Yeah, it sure is - those petite and effeminate crazed sissy manlets deserve each other!

by ManletDepreciator July 30, 2024