spite crank 

When you are so angry about something you find a camera, security or otherwise, and masturbate furiously, staring into the camera the entire time.

David was arrested last night, he was mad somebody took the last box of oreos at the store and began to spite crank into the first security camera he saw.

spite crank by Toouglyforporn July 10, 2019

Resting Crank Face 

The beatific expression of an extremist - either on the left or the right - who holds opinions that only they and their crank-friends subscribe to. Resting crank face can involve smiling benignly, while spouting crank theories to crank comrades 'The moon landings were faked by Stanley Kubrick' or 'The illuminati is controlling Congress' or 'The Joos did 9/11'

When Jacob Rees-Mogg talks about Brexit a little smile plays around his lips and he becomes the poster boy of the Resting Crank Face.

Have you never noticed how much Jeremy Corbyn grins when he's standing under a Hezbollah banner? That's his Resting Crank Face.

"Wow, what's he got to smile about - he's holding a sign that says 'The holocaust was exaggerated'?"
"That's his Resting Crank Face."

"How come Julian Assange's face always looks that way?"
"He has a natural Resting Crank Face."

Resting Crank Face by Mrs Nuddering September 23, 2019

hydrolyzed crank 

Slang for Methamphetamine

Speed Cola contains hydrolyzed crank

hydrolyzed crank by RoseRed669 January 18, 2023

Anger crank 

The act of furiously masturbating due too something that made you mad.

Man, this is pissing me off, I’m about to go anger crank.

Anger crank by Masjfo January 30, 2023

The Capuchin Crank

A form of torture commonly used by the CIA as an interrogation method, in which an intelligent primate (commonly a capuchin monkey) is trained to twist a mans penis until he passes out.

Bro, I can't believe that they gave Pablo The Capuchin Crank until he gave up the location of our stash!

The Capuchin Crank by XxGlizzyGoblinxX October 9, 2020

Yank the crank 

Jacking off

I got bored at my date last night so I told her "I am going to go home and yank the crank if you know what I mean"

Yank the crank by anonymous November 6, 2020

crank that superman

Means to Sperm on your girlfriends back and then and throw a blanket on her back and let the gizz dry then when it dries it'll be stuck to her back and she's superman!

Crank that superman!

crank that superman by Aiden3001 March 3, 2008