Dry cough

when you cough every 5 seconds, and people think you're laughing. They also think you have covid.

Saira had a dry cough during my uncle's funeral. Unfortunately, they thought she was laughing at his outfit.

by canyoutellme March 2, 2022

Kanye cough

The choking and gagging sounds of fellatio.

I took her home from the club last night and she came down with a case of the Kanye cough.

by TheMightyWee April 25, 2025

circuit cough

The persistent cough usually accompanied by a sore throat occurring after attending a Circuit Party or festival. Usually caused by yelling over music, lack of sleep, and other extracurricular activities related to the circuit scene.

Tom is a true Circuit Queen. He has circuit cough at least once a month.

by allaboutxy May 2, 2019

Test cough

A fake cough let out when one is told to be completely silent.

Teacher: I'm going to go copy a couple of papers if i hear one sound you're all getting written up.
student 1: *cough* *cough*
student 2: stop with the test coughs I don't wanna be written up

by benUlan November 5, 2009

coughing starfish

The expelling of a mixture of gases through the rectum as a result of the digestion process.

In response to Seth's pugnant flatulance, Doug said, "shut that coughing starfish up already!"

by Scariest October 30, 2009

colin cough

Gas from your colin.

Sorry man for doing this in the elevator , I have a bad case of colin cough.

by RJDB January 14, 2017

cough

a death threat

guy:*cough*
guy 2:Oh my God is that a death threat?

by subscribe2incompetantfools April 22, 2020