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Flab condom

Means a male or transgender female with over 20 stone of fat has a constant dropping peice of fat from their stomach over their penis acting as a flab condom,
There is a negative however as people with a flan condom can run too fast and have constant orgasms from their penis rubbing off the flab condom
“Is the 100 metre hurting you that bad that you have to keep moaning”
Nah bro it’s a flab condom
by Someone1923736727172737 February 4, 2020
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No condom forever

When a dominant, man proclaims to be superior then all else, simply an chant rather then a statement, When someone forgets "Wakanda Forever"
by BigHairDude21 March 16, 2023
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condom kid

A condom kid is: what you name the sperm in your condom before you throw it away.
Condom kid: Hey look the sperm at the bottom of this condom, ill call it mike! Then toss into garbage or toilet.
by Condom kids October 13, 2015
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Condom bombdom

When you cum in a condom tie it and continue to smack people untill it explodes like a bomb hence the name condom bombdom
I hit the most diabolical condom bombdom on Mr. Fagmcfuckit last night
by Thetatochip February 8, 2023
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Golfers Condom

The act of wearing two condoms at the same time for protection in case you get a hole in one
I was with this girl and she was so easy, I wore a golfers condom just to be safe!
by Scottie Dawg June 17, 2016
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condom flush

A female that's only good for sex. Flush condom afterward.
Why you trying to wife up a condom flush?
She's condom flush material and that's about it.
How dare you call her a condom flush. That's misogynist!!
by John X Smith January 31, 2017
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curtain condom

another name for a Dental Dam. Dental Dams are latex sheets used to provide a barrier against STIs / STDs during oral sex.
Yo, before you go downtown, gotta cover the vag and/or booty hole with a curtain condom to avoid spreading the HerpaGonaSyphia.
by Breezy.sunshine February 20, 2018
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