A time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it - your balls.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.
by O Purehitta April 03, 2011
A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
by Fucking cunt + your mum panned January 09, 2018
How a Star Wars fan would describe bitter cold weather. Compares winter weather with conditions on the ice planet Hoth.
by Hannibal Cannabis March 01, 2019
This is the term used for someone or something that has no use or purpose and is altogether sickening. This term can also be used to describe someone who is overly dramatic.
Anna- Locking me in the basement is crude, rude, and disrespectful!
Jordan- Please, Anna. You are nothing but cold marinara sauce.
Jordan- Please, Anna. You are nothing but cold marinara sauce.
by khaki joe July 09, 2009
"I gave my uncle a cold contact when he was sick"
"I got cold contacted by my priest after Sunday school"
"I got cold contacted by my priest after Sunday school"
by AssAnalyzer67 April 11, 2019
You know that moment where you realize that you left your hot chocolate on the counter in the kitchen? Then... you jump up, sprint over, and pick it up. Then you take a sip and it’s kinda cold. Well...that’s luke-cold. #lukecoldisaword
by Lukecoldisaword November 02, 2020