Incredible dick who promised the boys pizza but gave it to the girls instead. All after fucking the boys' mothers.
by Extreme_Honesty123 January 22, 2015
Get the Coach Kenmug. by Ysabelliaer June 17, 2007
Get the Coachingmug. Someone who is a coach dooly is someone who will tear your soul apart if you dont wear your id, or wear a hoodie to school.
by YoungDaggerDickJuuler October 23, 2018
Get the Coach Doolymug. Used to represent the full embodiment of an all powerful volleyball coach capable of leading any team to immediate victory using unorthodox methods.
Person 1: Did you hear Coach D'Angelo escaped from the police?
Person 2: Doesn't surprise me. Man can do anything. Hope he's doing okay out there.
Person 2: Doesn't surprise me. Man can do anything. Hope he's doing okay out there.
by Jskcizh August 24, 2019
Get the Coach D'Angelomug. (noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.
Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.
Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.
by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025
Get the poop coachmug. A Chico alpha male who drinks on the weekends and just so happens to be the best chain warden on the rift. Be warned that he has huge triceps, a jawline that can crack ice, and is 11-3 in pong
by Lukas07 April 8, 2020
Get the Coachmug.