Clothes Simmering

Aka, “simmering”: DFN: A process whereby new clothes, before they are first donned, are prepared by laying them out and displayed privately for use, both physically, mentally, and emotionally by their new owner.

Before he first used it, for a few days, Jack was clothes simmering his new golf shirt on his bedroom chair to see if was right for him.

by TaPaul0100 June 15, 2025

clothing chair

Chair used as a substitute for a closet or a cupboard in order to store clothes.

Please get rid of your fucking clothing chair, I beg you. You’re embarrassing our whole family.

by jackpipes August 5, 2023

Drippy clothing

The kind of clothing you were wearing when that hot girl asked for your number.

Guy 1, "Yo, i just got that 10's number".
Guy 2, "Im not suprised, you were wearing that drippy clothing".

by Daniel O'Connor April 24, 2025

Quick Clothing

Somebody who is naked and embarrassed, usually in public, who needs clothing quickly.

Look at Sadie. She’s naked and in need of some Quick Clothing.

by LostZander July 5, 2024

Cut from the same cloth

When two people are just truly like that.

Built different.

Dunk: Age you a real one. A real straight shooter.
Age: Dunk my friend, we’re cut from the same cloth

by supremelordignacio July 18, 2024

dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local garbage dump

Aunt Petunia shrieking at Harry: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about the way I dress?
Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. Anyways, either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).

by Sexydimma May 27, 2015

Depression clothes

When all of your energy is used up by doing laundry, you have nothing left to put them away so you leave them piled on the floor. Usually for months.

Mom: “put those clothes away! They’ve been on your floor for months”

Me: “those are my depression clothes. I will when I have enough energy to do so”

by Missaj88 March 26, 2020