Butsecks

A badly-spelled way to say buttsex.

"Hello butsecks man"

by Death By Zobb December 13, 2004

butt boy

Literally a sexual boy toy who belongs to an older man. The younger guy is a bottom or anal receiver while the older guy is the pitcher, or top. Also, an extremely submissive and ass-kissing employee or student.

Who's the tasty twink over there by the bar? Oh that's the bartender's new butt boy.

Hey guys, I got an A+ in History. No wonder, you are such the teacher's butt boy!

by Jumping Jake July 20, 2009

gay nigga butt sex

The act of 2 gay niggas having butt sex

Tyrone: Nah we ain't gay we just homie sexual
Tyjohn: damn straight lets have gay nigga butt sex.

by lawkhkjabsdkjblas January 3, 2021

Butt-Crumbs

Little pieces of toilet paper left after a poor wipe job. Not limited to any specific gender, age, or ethnicity.

Cheap toilet paper and fast wipes will almost always give you a bad case of itching butt crumbs.

She couldn't wait till the elevator doors closed because she had a bad case of "Butt-Crumbs"

by BigulModemo April 29, 2009

Butt Hole Rodeo

While engaging in anal sex, at the point of climax you smack the girl on the ass and call her the wrong name. Than hold on as long as you can while she struggles to get off you.

I played the butt hole rodeo last night and managed to hang on for almost 10 seconds.

by A NAME THAT WAS AVAILABLE August 12, 2009

Butt-Fucking Ugly

A term used to describe an incredibly ugly person; someone you'd have to turn around to fuck. For people who aren't into anal, this is somewhat drastic.

Can also be shortened to "butt fugly".

Robin: Dude, look at the chick! She's so butt-fucking ugly!
Oliver: I dunno, man, I think I'd just paper bag her.
James: Hey, fuck off, dude! That's my sister!
Oliver: Family resemblance, eh?

by srs109 May 7, 2011

Butt Beard

The long strands of hair that surround and in some cases are found on and in the asshole.

Eric has such a long Butt Beard that he has to have it groomed once a week by a veterinarian.

by TheButtBeard219 February 9, 2015